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Free thinkers are dangerous,
blame, hate, for fate's seed.
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" My power is absurd, defeat is everything... er, waitaminute..."
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Free thinkers are dangerous,
blame, hate, for fate's seed.
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" My power is absurd, defeat is everything... er, waitaminute..."
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"Remember the old adage: starve a cold, feed a fever, behead a zombie." --Stephen Colbert
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" My power is absurd, defeat is everything... er, waitaminute..."
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"Remember the old adage: starve a cold, feed a fever, behead a zombie." --Stephen Colbert
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A Flower does not Bloom to be thanked for its Blossom.
-quoth the Raven.
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" My power is absurd, defeat is everything... er, waitaminute..."
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